What's Streeming, you ask? Well, let me take a few minutes to put the purpose of this blog aside and explain to you just what it means to be Streemin'.
Now, you may be familiar with streaming. People stream data from all over the place all the time, and it's a popular way to receive media via the internet. Well, that's not what streeming is.
To streem is the act of being streeming. Do you know what I am? I am streeming. Are you streeming? For your sake, I hope you are. Streeming is a happy thing, a glorious action that's greater to us streemers than furries are to faggots.
How can one become streeming? To become streeming, you must simply avoid doing one thing: not streeming. If you don't streem you can never become streeming. So, don't not streem.
Who are some historical figures that have also been streeming? Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Bruce Lee, Michael Jackson, Sid Vicious, Charlie Sheen, Billy Mays, and me.
Do you want to become streeming? CAN YOU EVNE BE STREEMIN? STREEM MUTHAFUCKA. I'M SO FUCKIN STREEMIN'.